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angry90slesbian:

I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"

and all I heard back was

I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”

One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

  • Teacher:

    I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

  • Kid:

    why can't we watch a movie?

  • Teacher:

    because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

  • Me:

    then why do they give us homework?

  • Whole class:

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  • Teacher:

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  • President:

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  • Miley Cyrus:

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  • Me:

    ....

  • Teacher:

    Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

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